You know you are getting old when you get the new Urban Outfitters catalog in the mail, and instead of drooling over the clothes, this is your stream of consciousness:"Really? People wear this stuff? Are they trying to be ironic with these clothes? Who pairs a flannel over a satin dress? Why are these models slouching so much? Why dont't they wear bras? And stand up straight? And eat something? There is nothing in here I would wear. Even if I was super skinny. I wonder if The Gap is having a . . .
Analytics
I have a little program that tells me what people searched for before they came to my blog. It's always interesting to see what you folks are googling that lands you here.To those of you who googled "haiti + adoption": welcome! Are you adopting too? Are you thinking about it? If you have any questions about the process, I will tell you everything I know about the process in Haiti. Which will probably change within the hour.To those of you who googled "kristen + howerton": Hello. How do we . . .
Reaching
I was trying to give the kids some affirmations at dinner tonight. I like to brag about their day to daddy. It makes them feel special. Here were the affirmations from tonight. Can you tell who was giving me trouble today??Jafta was such a helper todayHe wiped up the floor when we came in from the rainHe picked up his toys before naptimeHe made such a tall tower with his legosHe played so nicely with his friends at the parkHe was a good listener todayIndia had definite opinions about her outfit . . .
The Gift of Gratitude
Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow.- Melody Beattie . . .
Malingering
DEF malingering - a psychological term that refers to an individual fabricating or exaggerating the symptoms of physical disorders for personal motivesA few weeks ago, Jafta had to have a breathing treatment late a night. The fires were raging, and his lungs sounded bad, so we let him cuddle up on the couch and watch Backyardigans way past his bedtime. I think he loved that little moment of being up with mommy and daddy after sister was asleep.Now, miraculously, every night before bedtime he . . .
I Double-Dog Dare You to Pray This
My blogger-friend Christine, an adoptive mom and sassy pastor's wife, posted this prayer on her blog for National Adoption Month. I just dare you to pray it. Seriously. Just say the words out loud. No commitment, no radical shift. Just a prayer . . .God, have you told me NOT to adopt? I find myself saying that somepeople are called to it, and I'm not one of those people. Would you please showme if I'm just using that as an excuse? Are you calling me, and I'm ignoringyou? These people I know that . . .
Porn for New Moms
Okay, it's not really porn. But we think this is one funny book/ Every page has a cute guy saying phrases that every new mom finds attractive: "Remember, tonight's my feeding- don't wake up!" We love the concept, and at $12, it's a great shower gift that's sure to get passed around. You can find it on Amazon,.Pics and quotes via Glamour. . . .
How a handfull of cheerios ended India’s modeling career
{at the rehearsal before the show. notice: Cheerios in hand = compliant toddler}India had her first (and last) modeling gig today. It was a runway show for Simple Shoes at a swanky hotel in Laguna Beach. She had one task: walk down the runway, turn around, walk back. Let's just say things did not go as planned, and I don't think we will be asked back. In truth, I really haven't pursued any kind of modeling stuff for her, even though people often tell me I should. But I heard about the show . . .
The Name Game
Mark and I have a ridiculously hard time coming up with names for our kids. I don't know what our deal is. We are both picky, and we both have strong opinions. We also like unusual names. But finding one we both like, and agree on, and can commit to . . . that's difficult. We didn't decide on India's name until the nurse walked in with the birth certificate. I'd like to be a little more planned this time.So here we are again, stumped on girl names. Help us out!! I put the ones we like best so . . .
Little Boy Bowling
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt . . . . . .
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