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big bundle of nerves

January 7, 2010

I am on my way to Orlando today for my big half marathon weekend. The last few days have been a mix of giddiness, anxiety, and excitement. I've even been having stress dream about the race - like the kind you get before prom, where you can't find your dress and have to go naked. Only this time my dreams involve it being race day and me not being able to find my ipod or my running shoes. Or the latest, a dream where I somehow got separated from all the runners and got totally lost, and by the . . .

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common creole phrases

January 6, 2010

I'm spending a few days in Haiti after our big race in Orlando this weekend, so I wanted to brush up on some Creole phrases. I just did an online search and came across a website with a link to "Common Creole Phrases". I guess someone has determined these to be amongst the most likely sentences one would need to navigate their way in Haiti? After a couple salutations, key words, and the days of the week, we find the following phrases:Mwen pa two byen - I'm not too well Mwen malad - I'm . . .

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Kindergarden Informaion Night

January 5, 2010

Jafta will be starting kindergarten in the fall, and I am having a really hard time figuring out where he will attend school. I am a big proponent of public school on a number of levels, and I've always been vocal about wanting our kids in the neighborhood school. I found this to be a great ideology to hold while my kids were too small to attend school, but now that it's MY kid who is old enough to be the next student at the Title I down the street, my principles are faltering. I've been . . .

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mystery roll

January 4, 2010

I was cleaning out the garage the other day, and I found a roll of film. Remember rolls of film? Before digital, when we used to have to take those 35mm cartridges in to Rite Aid (before they became CVS) to have them developed? Yep, that will be a story for the grandkids someday. Anyway, I really haven't used a 35mm camera in several years, so I was very curious to find out what was on the roll. I took it to Target, and when I picked it up, I found about a year's worth of photos. My guess . . .

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the present of presence

January 2, 2010

I'm not really making a bunch of resolutions this year. I'm starting out the year running my first half-marathon, so I'm feeling pretty proud of myself, and not looking to make more goals involving self-discipline or achievement. I am wanting to make some changes, though, and it's tricky because the changes I need to make really revolve around NOT checking things off of a list. I have an incessant need to feel a sense of achievement or completion each day. I was poking fun at this tendency . . .

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holiday hangover

January 2, 2010

Well, the holidays have come and gone, and like so many years past, I sit here feeling like I need another week just to recover from the madness. I have a horrible, horrible habit of overcommiting myself during the holiday season. A combination of poor boundaries, people-pleasing, and perfectionism mean that I spend most of December engaged in some Stepford wife/Martha Stewart wannabe version of my actual life. That, coupled with the fact that I sometimes think the holidays were something . . .

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A Knight to Remember

December 30, 2009

So, about Medieval Times. It was an epic birthday for Jafta. The entire time we were there I kept thinking about the part in The Cable Guy when they go to Medieval Times. I think Jafta's excitement made Jim Carrey's enthusiasm look like mere indifference. And you know Jafta showed up in full costume.I really had no desire to do a birthday at Medieval Times, but I also had no desire to plan any sort of party two days after Christmas. (Note to those of you in the family-planning stages: try . . .

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class-o-meter

December 28, 2009

We've had a great week of merriment here at the Howerton house, and today we celebrated Jafta's 5th birthday. More details on that to come, including an explaination as to why I ended up wearing a "wench skirt" home from the show. But for now, a little fun with flasks. HOW TO GAUGE HOW CLASSY YOU ARE Deciding to take a flask to Medieval Times to avoid paying $8 for rum & coke: -2 points Having your husband tell you this is totally inappropriate, and then doing it anyway: -2 . . .

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Jwaye Nowel

December 26, 2009

Missing our little guy in Haiti today . . .200920082007. . . and hoping he will be home for Christmas 2010. . . .

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Our Fabulous, Fabulous Lives© Christmas Letter 2009

December 23, 2009

(best read by printing first) Well, it’s that time of year again, and so much has happened since last year that it’s hard to know where to begin[1]. There is so much to tell about our Fabulous, Fabulous Lives© in this year’s Fabulous, Fabulous Christmas Letter 2009©. This year was especially Fabulous, as we welcomed a new presence into our lives that has changed our family for the better[2]. As I write this letter, Mark and I are sitting by the fire sipping our organic free-trade vegan mulled . . .

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