We’ve had a great week of merriment here at the Howerton house, and today we celebrated Jafta’s 5th birthday. More details on that to come, including an explaination as to why I ended up wearing a “wench skirt” home from the show. But for now, a little fun with flasks.
Deciding to take a flask to Medieval Times to avoid paying $8 for rum & coke: -2 points
Having your husband tell you this is totally inappropriate, and then doing it anyway: -2 points
Event you are taking said flask to is a birthday party for a child: -10 points
Event you are taking said flask to is at 3:30 pm: -20 points
Flask is from Pottery Barn: +6 points
No funnel for the flask: -2 points
Using a Target medicine dropper as funnel: -2 points
Rum was purchased in the airport in Haiti: -4 points
Previously incredulous husband is the only one to actually use the flask: +10 points
Blogging about taking a flask to Medieval Times: -2 points
Being too tired to do the above math or establish credible baseline number to appropriately gauge how classy you are, since you already know the answer is NOT AT ALL CLASSY: -2 points
Conclusion: The $8 margarita was good.