Universal Mommy Truth: If you go to the park with the Razor, it will not be used. If you take the time and effort to pack it up and carry it from the car, it will assure that the Razor will be ignored for other park activites.If, however, you leave the Razor at home, you will discover that every other child at the park has their Razor with them that day. It will be the only thing your child can think to do. They will gaze with envy and longing at the children whose mothers' brought the Razor. . . .
Sweet Francaise
India has this funny habit of adding in the prefix "a la" to certain words and phrases. Think ice cream a la mode, except that she uses it in contexts that make no sense. I think it's just a way for her to string words together that she can't fully pronounce, but the result is hilarious. It makes everything a little French and exotic. Some of my favorites:I'm ready a la go Winner a la PoohThumbs up a la cheers (meaning we do "cheers" with our thumbs. also her idea)Lightning a la Queen . . .
Why can’t we all be white?
The NAACP refuses to admit that racism is over. Stephen Colbert is here to help..cc_box a:hover .cc_home{background:url('http://www.comedycentral.com/comedycentral/video/assets/syndicated-logo-over.png') !important;}.cc_links a{color:#b9b9b9;text-decoration:none;}.cc_show a{color:#707070;text-decoration:none;}.cc_title a{color:#868686;text-decoration:none;}.cc_links a:hover{color:#67bee2;text-decoration:underline;}The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30cBetter Know a Lobby - NAACP Colbert . . .
um, oops
Earlier this evening, a car alarm started going off on our street. This happens several times a week. For some reason, the multi-generational family across the street feels it necessary to protect their large fleet of mid-90's sedans with blaring sirens. 'Cause our suburb is so ghetto and all. I am ever annoyed by this and every time it happens, I feel like marching right over there and telling them to turn the alarm off already, NO ONE WANTS TO STEAL YOUR OLD BEAT-UP CAR.So when the alarm . . .
the murphy’s law tally
Daddy has been gone one day so far. Here is our status:1 chipped tooth (Jafta)2 weird pregnant fainting spells2 insane diaper blow-outs (India)1 flooded sink1 babysitter crisis1 professor nearly missing her class1 broken toilet4 meltdowns about daddy being gone2 kids put to bed early1 emotional mommy watching inauguration footage by herself1 very missed daddy . . .
a new day
It was fun to watch the inauguration this morning with the kids. India didn't pay much attention, but Jafta seemed excited about it. Needless to say, I am thrilled for him to see someone who looks like him, being sworn in as our elected president. Today is a historical day! . . .
livin’ single
It's 5am, and Mark just left the house to drive to the airport. He's flying to Oklahoma for the next three days to attend his Grandmother's funeral. She passed away a few days ago - fortunately Mark's dad had flown out a few days prior and got to say goodbye to her in person. It's a difficult time for their family.I was trying my best to be supportive for Mark and what he needs to do. But now that he is gone, I'm having a hard time getting back to sleep, wondering how I will make it through . . .
a dream deferred
I've been looking forward to this week for a while now, when our country will usher in an African American president and change the landscape, widening the dreams for all children. I know tomorrow Mark and I will watch Martin Luther King historic speech , our yearly tradition, and reflect on the signficance of Dr. King's dreams being closer and closer to fulfilled.But today I also have a dream, and some disappointment that makes this time bittersweet.This week, Mark and I learned that a young . . .
Blogging and internet security with children
Every mom is worried about keeping their kids safe. Rather than obscuring my kid's faces in the photos on my blog (too inconvenient), I've just decided to cover their faces with wig caps every time we go out. That way, I can keep posting pictures of them online for random strangers, but just have them look like total weirdos in my own community.So far it's been very effective. . . .
got milf?
I write for a mommy blog called Mama Manifesto, and one of the perks is that companies will sometimes send us products to try. I've been hoping to get some new maternity clothes, because I've made a commitment not to buy any more for the next three months, and my collection is getting old. So far, I've gotten three maternity message tees, none of which I will wear.The first one says "Fertile Myrtle". This one is so completely inaccurate that I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. But even if I . . .
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