If only I had seen this ad campaign from American Apparel, the totally confusing and overpriced artsy/hipster clothing brand that all the cool kids are wearing these days. Turns out they make maternity! I could have been wearing a comfy and flattering one-piece for the last nine months. WITH leg warmers. This would have looked so awesome to wear to work.

Okay, for real. Someone explain this to me, because I am too old. Are they being ironic? Is this some sort of retro performance piece, or tongue-in-cheek play on the maternal form? Or is this an ACTUAL fashion suggestion for a gestating mom? I can only imagine the looks I would get picking up Jafta from preschool in this get-up.Especiall if there was a long walk from having to park a block away.