Please pass the word around. We are trying to fill this position asap.


Title: Repetitive Inquiry Respondent

Responsibilities: Be available 24 hours a day to answer random and unending questions, such as “Do dragons poop while they are flying?” and “Why do we need to eat food every day?”, so that parental figure can have a cohesive thought and complete menial daily tasks within their home environment

Skills Needed: a general and thorough knowledge of EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD, including but not limited to cars, trucks, dinosaurs, superheroes, lasers, pirates, monsters, and bank robbers.

Benefits: the satisfaction prolonging the life of a certain four-year-old and his mother

Salary: today I will pay any amount requested to stop answering these questions. (generosity of boss subject to change without notice.)

TO APPLY, leave a comment with the answer to the following question:

Why do Superman and Batman wear capes, but not Spiderman?