We’ve all played the “What’s Your Porn Star Name” game. Okay maybe just me. But I thought it would be funny do have a little fun at our own childrens’ expense. Because I’m having one of those days where if I don’t laugh, I just might cry. Again, maybe just me.

Soo . . .
Play along. If you had to name your child based on their characteristics right now, what would it be? Think Dances With Wolves, toddler style. I’ve been toying around with the following Native American names for my kids.
For India, I’m thinking
Prone to Tantrums
or maybe
Rapidly Cycling Moods
For Jafta, perhaps
Endless Questions With No Answers
or maybe
Noise That Keeps Moving
What about your kids? Come on. You know you have some ideas . . .