I have a little program that tells me what people searched for before they came to my blog. It’s always interesting to see what you folks are googling that lands you here.

To those of you who googled “haiti + adoption”: welcome! Are you adopting too? Are you thinking about it? If you have any questions about the process, I will tell you everything I know about the process in Haiti. Which will probably change within the hour.

To those of you who googled “kristen + howerton”: Hello. How do we know each other? Are you my high school friend or something? Drop me a comment so I don’t think I’m being stalked. Not that I’m paranoid or anything. Are you watching me right now?

And to the person who got here from googling “french + kissing + daughter“: Please. Get help. Now. I don’t know what you were looking for when you typed that in, but I think you need some assistance from a trained professional. And I’m not accepting new clients.