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Out of Touch

April 24, 2008

I am officially out of touch. I picked up an Us Magazine the other day and didn’t recognize half of the celebrities pictured. I don’t watch American Idol. I’ve never seen The Hills. And I’m not even sure what Gossip Girl is. I’ve heard of bands like Fallout Boy and Panic at the Disco. I think they are supposed to be cool but I don’t know what they sing. I haven’t seen a movie in the theatre in, um, a very long time. I don’t even go to the mall anymore, so Old Navy is now my fashion compass. MySpace scares me. Skpying scares me even more.

Yesterday, I saw two teenagers making out at the park and thought about telling them to go home before I called their moms. I fought a similiar urge last week, when I almost told a teenage boy to pull his pants up.

When did I become so old?

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Comments

  1. Leah says

    April 25, 2008 at 12:23 am

    I feel your pain. Yesterday I loaded some Pre K software on my laptop for my son. I was showing him how to use the touch pad on the laptop to move the cursor and he asked ” Mommy, when you were little, did your mommy teach you how to use a computer?” I wanted to cry as the words ” when mommy was little we didn’t have computers” were uttered from my mouth.

  2. Anonymous says

    April 25, 2008 at 2:27 am

    Umm…Kristen. This is Kerry Graham. Leah gave me the link to your blog, so I thought I would say hi. In case you do not remember me, we went to middle school together in Florida.

  3. Kristen says

    April 25, 2008 at 3:15 am

    Hi Kerry! How fun to hear from you!

    Uh, Leah, how about telling my graduate students that we didn’t have the internet when I was in COLLEGE!! :O

  4. Anonymous says

    April 25, 2008 at 10:16 pm

    I live in Missouri now and if I remember correctly, you did too. Did you live in Moberly? You can email me direct at [email protected]

  5. Lisa Diederichs says

    April 27, 2008 at 6:19 am

    Ha ha … you made me laugh. Here’s how pathetic I am … every year for my birthday, I buy myself a subscription to US Weekly magazine. You should do it! It’s something to look forward to in the mail EVERY Thursday!

    xoox

  6. ~Erica~ says

    April 27, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    Hey Kristen, this is Erica from Addictive behaviors. I am on blogspot as well and was looking through random blogs and came across yours. KINDA WEIRD. Although, I have read it through and it has been an interesting read. I have cried, laughed, and laughed some more. It reads very well and I am interested to keep up with it. Hope that doesn’t censor you! HA HA. I really loved the class and hope your summer is magnificent!

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