Life Lately

I’m excited to be doing a virtual event with some other @randomhouse authors on Tuesday night at 5pm PT. Check my stories for details!

Did an awkward face mask this morning that made us all look vaguely like Trump.

When her quarantine coping mechanism is baking and your quarantine coping mechanism is eating. 👍👎 #themgains #quarantine15 #quarantinebod

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Wait for it. (US is blue.) #stayhome

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It’s come to this: I’m rationing snacks. After they went through a jumbo bag of chips and a giant box of goldfish IN ONE DAY I am now buying individually-wrapped snacks and making them write their name and the day they will eat them on the package. You eat them all in one day? No more snacks for you. #assholeparent #savethesnacks #rageagainstthequarantine

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Chicken grilled by Jafta. Roasted potato medley by Kembe and Karis. Salad by India. Margarita by me. I will take the quarantine perks where I can get them.

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This family’s parody of a Les Mis classic, in the midst of lockdown, expresses how we are all feeling. via Ben Marsh on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ben.marsh.1650/videos/10163265168130176/ HT: @zaackhunt

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