ON THURSDAY’S I POST FROM THE VAULT. THIS POST IS FROM MAY 2011.
Is there an iphone app where I can record my voice saying a couple key phrases, and just have them on auto-repeat throughout the day? These are some of the things I hear come out of my mouth multiple times a day: Is this a problem you can solve without my help? Is this a tattling situation? Is this a situation that calls for yelling/screaming/crying? Do you need to go to the bathroom? Why didn’t you go when I asked you five minutes ago? Please use an inside voice. Do you think our neighbors need to hear that? Please stop stepping on my toes/climbing on my head/(insert variation of a violation of personal space) Put your shoes away. You are about to lose a star if that behavior doesn’t stop. Stop antagonizing your sister. That’s not for you. I need you to have quiet hands. What about you? What phrases do you need on auto-repeat?
