We’ve got some great bonuses for anyone who pre-orders Rage Against the Minivan. If you have not yet pre-ordered, here’s a list of places you can buy the book.
AN AUTOGRAPHED BOOKPLATE
We can’t do signed books right now (thanks coronavirus) but I’ve got some very classy bookplates that you can affix to your book, which is pretty darn close. I will sign it and dedicate it to you, your mom, your ex . . . whoever you want. And I will write the inscription of your choice. I might regret this.
THREE EARLY CHAPTERS NOW, AS A DIGITAL DOWNLOAD
I’ve been parenting in a pandemic for over two months so obviously I am an expert. Okay . . . I don’t know what I’m doing either. But I wrote a lot about it, from the emotional toll it’s taking to the lie that any of us will be finishing a novel.
A BONUS CHAPTER (NOW): PARENTING IN A PANDEMIC
I’ve been parenting in a pandemic for over two months so obviously I am an expert. Okay . . . I don’t know what I’m doing either. But I wrote a lot about it, from the emotional toll it’s taking to the lie that any of us will be finishing a novel.
THE WARM AND FUZZY FEELING OF SUPPORTING A FIRST-TIME AUTHOR WHO IS FREAKED OUT ABOUT LAUNCHING A BOOK IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC.
Seriously. Thank you.
