This is happening. Come hear me sing country songs against my will.

Dear son, you wanna ruin a perfectly good shirt I bought you? I WILL RUIN IT MORE. #assholeparent

New @selfiepodcastEpisode: We explore the weird side of yoga, re-entry after a vacation, Sarah’s bigger boob mystery and Kristen’s quest to do all of the doctor things.
My band is doing a country afterparty and they are making me sing all these songs and I don’t know who I am anymore. @beerandhymnsoc