Sarah James and I are back with our latest Bachelor recap. Is JPab looking for a wife or a clubbing partner? Is Sharleen a bigger ice queen than Elsa? Will we ever be able to tell the difference between all these indiscernible blonde girls? Does Juan Pablo make out with someone after she throws up in her mouth? (Spoiler alert: he does.) Who do you think should win Juan Pablo’s final rose? ![image[6]](http://lh6.ggpht.com/-ZY3mHFlYl5w/UuinPb_cboI/AAAAAAAAlRg/bbF2a1YvgXc/image%25255B6%25255D%25255B4%25255D.png?imgmax=800 "image[6]")
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