Every once in a while I will stumble onto a Pinterest board that perfectly skewers the insanity of Pinterest. The board My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler Daughter does just that, mocking the hipster photos of perfect children than abound on Pinterest. The captions are the best part. Well, that and the fact that she named her imaginary daughter Quinoa. Here are a few of my favorites:

One time Quinoa thought she had accidentally squashed a bug, but what she had really squashed was all the predictable style rules society has tried to place on her . . .

Quinoa and her BFF Chevron like to drive in vintage cars out to the dessert, park them, and take a bunch of pictures looking pissed off.

Sometimes Quinoa is too cool for school, so she doesn’t go. Wouldn’t be fair to the other kids.

You can check out the rest of the  board here.