I’m gonna go ahead and call it. In the contest of “most awkward google search term ever”, I win. For all of time, I win. This was what I discovered in my search term analytics today: (Spontaneous emergence of proglottids from the anal sphincter. Leading to this post.) *Confession: My involvement with Blogher means that, on occasion, my post titles show up on the sidebar of other blogs. Several of those blogs are . . . how shall I say . . . a little more in the Christian niche than mine? And look, I am a believer myself, even if my potty mouth and my liberal politics mean that some think I am not. I read Francis Chan! I’m following Bellgate! I like the Hillsong United albums! I remember Psalty! My Christian card cannot be revoked no matter how much I hate Glen Beck. I’m just saying that there are a few popular bloggers out there, who are very lovely people but a bit more conservative than myself, who probably aren’t writing posts with “sphincter” or go and get your vag in the title. So it always makes me giggle a little when I think about my post titles showing up in their sidebar. And if you clicked over for this one . . . well. Welcome.