Things you do in Haiti that you don’t do at home:

  • let your child sit in the front seat of a truck
  • fill an SUV with 17 people, 13 of them under age 10
  • encourage your kids to drink unlimited soda just to make sure they stay hydrated
  • feed your kids “orphanage style”
  • let complete strangers hold your children
  • cover the pack and play in mosquito netting and pretend it’s a tent