Things you do in Haiti that you don’t do at home:
- let your child sit in the front seat of a truck
- fill an SUV with 17 people, 13 of them under age 10
- encourage your kids to drink unlimited soda just to make sure they stay hydrated
- feed your kids “orphanage style”
- let complete strangers hold your children
- cover the pack and play in mosquito netting and pretend it’s a tent
