Lights up on a family sitting around a dinnertime, as mom tries to breezily tackle the subject of puberty.

Mom: You guys are getting so big! You are officially tweens now. 
Son: What’s a tween?
Mom: It means you’re almost a teenager. And you will be hitting puberty soon!

Son: I already know about that.

Daughter #1: What’s puberty?

Son #1: Let’s please stop talking about this.

Mom: It means your body will be changing.
Son #1: I really want to change the subject.
Daughter #1: Like what?

Daughter #2: BOOBS?!?!

Son #1: (passes out of embarrassment)

Son #2: You said boobs.
Mom: Yes, that’s one part of it. And you will also grow hair in certain places.
Daughter #1: Ewww. Where?

Mom: Well, can you think of a place that mommy has hair that you don’t?


Son #1: Can I be excused?

Daughter #1: I know! Your armpits!

Mom: Yep! And can you think of another place I have hair but you don’t?


Daughter #1: Your nose!!
– and scene –