I cannot talk on the phone.  Because every time I try, it is just like I am holding a magnet up to my ear.  A magnet that attracts loud, screaming, fighting, needy children within 2 feet of my person.  Children who are otherwise happily distracted, who see me on the phone must talk to me RIGHT THEN in their LOUDEST VOICES while I try to make an appointment or confirm a shipment.  What is up with that?