Things Mom Packs to Take Two Kids to Disneyland:
stroller, sunblock, wipes, alternate outfits, water bottles, healthy snacks, antibacterial gel, camera, band-aids, and extra undies

Things Dad Packs to Take Two Kids to Disneyland:
two kids

Amount of Notice Mom Needs to Go to Disney:
72 hours minimum and a Xanax

Amount of Notice Dad Needs to Go to Disney:
aprox. 2 seconds

Parent Who Wins Girl Scout Badge of Preparation & Frugality:
mom

Parent Who Wins Affection of Kids:
dad