Friday morning snuggle:

Jafta: Daddy, your breath is stinky.
Mark: Does daddy have coffee breath?
Jafta: Yes. You need to go brush your teeth.
(mommy laughs in agreement)

Friday evening snuggle:

Mark: Jafta, did you just toot?
Jafta: Yes, and it’s a really stinky one.
Mark: That is a stinky toot, Jafta. Wow.
Jafta: Yeah. I need to go brush my bottom.